One of the most fascinating things ive ever seen:
Sid: How do you do it?
Sid: Come on, Cass. I mean you never eat anything. Your parents must notice or something. I dunno.
Cassie: I like you, Sid.
Cassie: So, I’m going to show you.
[begins cutting up food]
Cassie: You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up, a lot. And then, questions.
[lifts fork to her mouth, stops]
Cassie: Where’s your student card?
Cassie: Your ID.
[resumes cutting up food]
Cassie: Have you got it?
Sid: No. I, uh, lost it somewhere, last week.
Cassie: Change the subject. This is great. I love these sausages. You should try one. Go on.
[puts a sausage on Sid’s plate]
Sid: Hang on, you didn’t…
Cassie: You’re not quite sure what I’m on about, but I keep distracting you. So, then, I up the ante.
[picks up Sid’s plate of fries]
Cassie: Yum, I love this stuff.
[pushes a few fries onto her plate]
Cassie: Really delicious. You’re really sure that I want some more, so I’ll keep waving at you, until you stop looking at me.
[raises fork to mouth, stops]
Cassie: Where’d you lose it?
Cassie: Your ID. I mean, they won’t let you use the library, will they?
Cassie: God, I’ve got to go.
[starts clearing her plate, onto another one]
Cassie: So full. Gotta dash.
[gets up to leave]