One of the most fascinating things ive ever seen: 


Sid: How do you do it? 
Cassie: What? 
Sid: Come on, Cass. I mean you never eat anything. Your parents must notice or something. I dunno. 
Cassie: I like you, Sid. 
Sid: …Okay. 
Cassie: So, I’m going to show you. 
[begins cutting up food] 
Cassie: You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up, a lot. And then, questions. 
[lifts fork to her mouth, stops] 
Cassie: Where’s your student card? 
Sid: Sorry? 
Cassie: Your ID. 
[resumes cutting up food] 
Cassie: Have you got it? 
Sid: No. I, uh, lost it somewhere, last week. 
Cassie: Change the subject. This is great. I love these sausages. You should try one. Go on. 
[puts a sausage on Sid’s plate] 
Cassie: Delicious. 
Sid: Hang on, you didn’t… 
Cassie: You’re not quite sure what I’m on about, but I keep distracting you. So, then, I up the ante. 
[picks up Sid’s plate of fries] 
Cassie: Yum, I love this stuff. 
[pushes a few fries onto her plate] 
Cassie: Really delicious. You’re really sure that I want some more, so I’ll keep waving at you, until you stop looking at me. 
[raises fork to mouth, stops] 
Cassie: Where’d you lose it? 
Sid: Sorry? 
Cassie: Your ID. I mean, they won’t let you use the library, will they? 
[checks watch] 
Cassie: God, I’ve got to go. 
[starts clearing her plate, onto another one] 
Cassie: So full. Gotta dash. 
[gets up to leave]

One of the most fascinating things ive ever seen:


Sid: How do you do it?
Cassie: What?
Sid: Come on, Cass. I mean you never eat anything. Your parents must notice or something. I dunno.
Cassie: I like you, Sid.
Sid: …Okay.
Cassie: So, I’m going to show you.
[begins cutting up food]
Cassie: You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up, a lot. And then, questions.
[lifts fork to her mouth, stops]
Cassie: Where’s your student card?
Sid: Sorry?
Cassie: Your ID.
[resumes cutting up food]
Cassie: Have you got it?
Sid: No. I, uh, lost it somewhere, last week.
Cassie: Change the subject. This is great. I love these sausages. You should try one. Go on.
[puts a sausage on Sid’s plate]
Cassie: Delicious.
Sid: Hang on, you didn’t…
Cassie: You’re not quite sure what I’m on about, but I keep distracting you. So, then, I up the ante.
[picks up Sid’s plate of fries]
Cassie: Yum, I love this stuff.
[pushes a few fries onto her plate]
Cassie: Really delicious. You’re really sure that I want some more, so I’ll keep waving at you, until you stop looking at me.
[raises fork to mouth, stops]
Cassie: Where’d you lose it?
Sid: Sorry?
Cassie: Your ID. I mean, they won’t let you use the library, will they?
[checks watch]
Cassie: God, I’ve got to go.
[starts clearing her plate, onto another one]
Cassie: So full. Gotta dash.
[gets up to leave]

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